Staples EasyTech: Promotion Fail

by Dave on March 3, 2010

It never ceases to amaze me how big companies squander golden opportunities.  A recent interaction with the Staples’ EasyTech is a case in point:

I received a coupon in the mail for a free “tune up” from EasyTech.  I have a spare laptop that I let our daughter use – she was complaining it was slow and occasionally froze up.  Though I can do my own tune up, and typically do, I thought this might be an opportunity for someone else to do the grunt work.  Keep in mind, the laptop is in pretty good shape – not crowded with junk applications, running an up to date antivirus program, etc.

So I dropped it off and the tech asked the questions I would expect:  Any problems, any recent changes?  He thought it would be ready the same day.  Promised to call me back. Looking good.  Keep in mind the laptop is running Windows XP, but is fully compliant for a Windows 7 upgrade (I ran the utility myself).

Strike one:  They never call to tell me its ready.  I call the next day, and sure enough, its been ready to pick up.

Strike two:  The tech hands it back to me with virtually no explanation: “Looks like it doesn’t have a virus.”  Great, thanks.  Its a complete mystery what they did (if anything) -  no list of what was done.  Even Jiffy Lube tells you what they are going to do.

Strike three:  They missed a golden opportunity for an upsell – thought I wouldn’t have taken it, it would have been a no-brainer to walk me over to the Windows 7 display and try to upsell me.  No chance – I just walked away.

And the rest:  They had me there with a PC and didn’t try to capture my email address for future marketing.  They didn’t invite me back or suggest I bring another PC.   The list could go on.

Staples spent some effort on this.  The offer cost money to produce and deliver, the tech (probably) spent time with the laptop to check it out.  What did they get?  Nothing.  Based on the experience, I’m not sure they even had a plan to get anything more than a body in a store.  What a wasted opportunity.

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Demand Media, Search, and Social Networks

by Dave on February 16, 2010

What do the three have in common? Their fates are intertwined.

As I’m catching up on my reading after the holidays, I finally picked up the October issue of Wired. Which, by the way I sincerely recommend.  Near the end was an excellent article on Demand MediaDemand Media and the Fast, Disposable, and Profitable as Hell Media Model. If you haven’t had a chance to read it, Demand’s model is to plaster the internet with keyword rich content – at the lowest price possible, and make money off the associated advertising. It quickly dawned on me that this low price, low quality model is going to clog up internet search with junk content, making it difficult or impossible for good content to shine through. [click to continue…]

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Seminar on Social Media

by Dave on October 21, 2009

I’ll be on the panel at the Kane Partners Seminar on Social Media. It’s free and should be a great presentation and discussion.

For more information and to sign up.

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